Inspired by this post, I thought I’d share some tried-and-true methods for not writing your screenplay:
- Agonize over your script’s title.
- Start a pointless argument on Twitter.
- Decide you need to do more research. Fall down a Wikipedia hole and forget what you were doing.
- Change your screenwriting software.
- Wait for your manager/agent/friend/reader to email you back.
- Make more coffee; you need…